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"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/10/2020 at 17:02 • Filed to: None

But this is basically how I feel about my car after seeing an absolutely gorgeous g3 Talon this afternoon.

DISCUSSION (25)

MonkeePuzzle > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/10/2020 at 17:09

obtain the talon

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > MonkeePuzzle
03/10/2020 at 17:18

Oppositelock: where idiots come to get bad advice from other idiota

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/10/2020 at 17:20

Ask yourself which will be worth more in 10 years...

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
03/10/2020 at 17:22

Probably the DSM. Assuming you don’t blow it up or crash it. But considering home much I like playing rally driver on fire roads, it’ll probably be worthless when I’m done with it

Ssfancyfresh > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/10/2020 at 17:25

Talon is so hot right now.

“What do you drive?”

“EAGLE motherfuckin TALON”

---sploosh---

Nom De Plume > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/10/2020 at 17:26

I saw one not too long ago as well. Instead of passing into dated obscurity the awful direction design has gone makes look like some amazing time capsule. Don’t remember them being exceptionally great at anything performance wise though.

sony1492 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/10/2020 at 17:26

Oppo tip #221:

Pull me over red isnt the way to go, Example: my $220 a month insurance with no accidents or claims.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Nom De Plume
03/10/2020 at 17:32

I had a Galant VR-4 I can tell you a 4g63T AWD car isn’t fast, but they are a hell of a lot of fun to drive. Especially on dirt or snow. That little laggy 2.0 turbo is just a so much fun.

On paper my 328i is faster. But it has never ever been more fun.

WilliamsSW > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/10/2020 at 17:34

Lol like the BMW won’t be wrecked in 10 years too. Just a different kind of wrecked.

Darkbrador > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/10/2020 at 17:36

It’s like dating a great girl, but the trashy waitress at the bar has this look in her eyes ... am I right ?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Darkbrador
03/10/2020 at 17:49

You know before I married my wife I ended up in a similar position. I chose to leave her and go for the crazy blond co-worker because reasons. Obviously I ended up back with my wife, also because reasons

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/10/2020 at 18:09

That is a gorgeous Talon.

Why can’t we have anything like this now?

There are all sorts of turbo 4-cylinder AWD drivetrains now...

And plus now the potential for PHEV multi-mode series-parallel hybrid drive systems.... that DON’T cost what a Koenigsegg Gemera costs, but even it uses a turbocharged I3 2.0L turbocharged engine driving the FRONT wheels, and big electric traction motors on the rear wheels. (the geometry is a little bit different, granted... ;-)

There is so much potential to get back into an affordable multi-mode sport/GT/runabout coupe...

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast.
03/10/2020 at 18:26

I’ve heard rumors that the next Golf R will be a hybrid AWD. Motor/s at the rear

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/10/2020 at 18:38

I used to own that exact talon. Same color combo. Also awd and manual with a 6bolt engine and bigger turbo

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/10/2020 at 18:38

too bad it is likely to be permanently locked into doing an impession of a crate.

the appeal is in the style and form of being sleek, lithe, and beautiful, wrapped around something technically capable, efficient, and fun.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast.
03/10/2020 at 18:44

Yeah we’ll never see small sleek liftbacks like this again. No one wants to make a 2 door because, it’s just too small of a market.

wafflesnfalafel > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/10/2020 at 18:56

“bad” is such a relative term...

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/10/2020 at 18:56

The difference is that we KNOW the advice isn’t sound financial sense.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > wafflesnfalafel
03/10/2020 at 19:00

Bad: the opposite of good

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > sony1492
03/10/2020 at 19:02

220 a month? In what yen?

sony1492 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/10/2020 at 20:13

B asically doubles my car payment

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > sony1492
03/10/2020 at 20:24

Ouch. That’s wild. The most I’ve ever paid was 135/month and that was full coverage with 2 tickets on my record. Now I think I pay like 30/month for the BMW and 100/year on the VW.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/10/2020 at 20:27

But Coupes, Gran Coupes, Sedans, and lifted gran coupe crossovers and cuvs all have business cases in EACH of BMW’s tiers?

Mustang seems to sell pretty well. Challenger seems to be selling more than it has in the past, despite being an older platform that is continually updated with more power and newer amenities , and stylish enough to be appealing, which 370Z and BRZ/86 haven’t.

I keep hearing that, but yet very few companies actually try, and those attempts are generally weak, and so far, none of the affordable ones are new PHEV tech.

None of them have a truly compelling * new* USP.

(unique selling proposition)

Continuing to say that everything that doesn’t currently exist doesn’t have a reason to exist. With that rationale, nothing new would ever be tried, let alone succeed, if actually done properly.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/10/2020 at 21:45

Found a pic of it

Kinja'd!!!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
03/10/2020 at 22:13

Sick